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Celtic Love Tarot
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Additional Horoscopes
Aries: If you have any goals at all, take the time to outline them now, while you're outside the fray of the workweek. If you don't have a clear aspiration, you're bound to remain a loser forever!
Taurus: Weird and strange people abound. Since you're a square, you might want to stay inside. If you're feeling adventurous, then you can somewhat ironically expect the usual: being the odd one out!
Gemini: Looking for something new and exciting? You won't find that at home, so get out there and explore beyond your normal path. It makes sense: why would something interesting share any likeness with you?
Cancer: If you've got something to whine about, and we're sure you do, spare everyone the waterworks. People will be more willing to listen if you can speak clearly and logically. They still won't care, however.
Leo: There are many ways to handle disagreements, but they're not all good ones, especially if they come from you. To come up with a good solution, you're going to have to think differently. Try intelligently.
Virgo: We realize today is supposed to be a day of fun an relaxation, but why do you have to bore us to sleep? Is re-organizing your useless, consumerist crap really the most fun thing you can think of?
Libra: You never have problems getting along with others and today is no exception. It's good that you've some semblance of a social life. They must be good people if they're generous enough to be your friend.
Scorpio: Being ahead of the trend wave is exactly what you need to make up for all your other personality deficits. Well, it won't make up for everything, not nearly, but at least you'll look good. Maybe.
Sagittarius: Keeping an open mind has always come naturally to you and will prove useful. However, comprehending new ideas is not always your strong suit since you still have the brain of an eight year old.
Capricorn: The hard work you put forward is pointless when the true path to promotion is through personal connections. It's too bad you have so few friends. How about you get off your fat butt and get some?
Aquarius: You've got endless streams of energy that are begging to be put to good use. If you flap your wings fast and hard enough, you might soar. This can only end with you flying into a closed patio door.
Pisces: Bad things happen to bad people. Bad things happen to good people, too. The only way to survive is to be strong and powerful and that's why you'll forever remain a bottom feeding nobody.
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