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Personal Astrology Profile
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Additional Horoscopes
Aries: With so much negativity in the world, lofty goals are always welcome. You would do well to pursue such ventures; perhaps you might help someone other than yourself. We know you just want the good karma.
Taurus: Completing tasks by sheer determination works, but if you really want to be a solid contributor, try some innovation today. Worst case scenario is that you fail, but at least it'll be worth watching.
Gemini: Is it even possible for you to do more than scratch the surface of any idea that passes over your addled brain? Now would be an ideal time to find out. Spoiler Alert: you're a dumbass.
Cancer: Money tends to be tight near the end of the month, so consider being flexible with how you spend your money. For instance, do you really need to eat all that cake frosting?
Leo: Everyone knows you're an egotist, so they never take your generosity seriously ... so don't fight it. Help them out while boosting your own ego and they'll surely appreciate your straight-forward attitude.
Virgo: It's sickening just how often you dish out criticism but it's hilarious how you can't seem to accept any in return. Especially when considering how broken you are. Try to be open-minded, you jerk!
Libra: True romance is all about an intellectual connection. It must be, considering how you look. Plus, you're greedy and frivolous. Desperate people really have to grasp at straws when pursuing you.
Scorpio: Let others in on your plans if you're thinking about redecorating or renovating around the house. Your taste isn't as great as you think and there's no reason to make others sad.
Sagittarius: Have you gone green yet? It's fun and can even save you money. Search online for tips on going green and how you can help others without even acknowledging they exist. It's right up your alley!
Capricorn: Hatched a new scheme, have you? We tried to warn you before that your plans suck, and this one is no exception. Stop trying to be clever. You're much better as a pack mule, so know your role.
Aquarius: The excitement you're feeling is palatable and others around you are tuning into your vibe. Maybe you really can make a difference! That or people are just gathered around to see the crazy person.
Pisces: Not everyone is as creative as you, so try earning extra karma by helping others out. Collaborate with artists close to your level and help them learn. We hear many kindergarten classes need help.
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