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You're your usual emotional self when it comes to your human. You're reacting on their way out the door and again on their return. Someone wants you to learn to suppress it. Suppress them instead.
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You never know; your crazy plan just may work today. Things around the house might be just appealing enough to keep your human home for the day. Count yourself among them.
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Is your owner being pennywise and pound foolish again? Not if you have anything to do with it. Apparently they can be as cheap as they want to be when it comes to your toys. A less adaptable dog would find something else to chew.
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You're the rare dog who loves having a voice of authority barking at you. If it's not your owner, then it's going to be a surrogate of one kind or another. You'll come up with some doozies today.
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You're nothing without your pack. But not even teamwork could get you out of the doghouse today. Just knowing they're there will be your only source of comfort.
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Be careful communicating with your human because they're preoccupied with work issues. In fact, act like you're walking on eggshells and avoid begging altogether.
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You might think of yourself home alone, but actually the doghouse is teeming with company. You'll find someone to share your innermost self with. That they're inanimate is beside the point.
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Temptation is all around you, and yet there's no one there to say no. What's a dog to do? Make no bones about it, whatever risks you take will not pay off.
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Whether or not you're bored is ultimately your responsibility, no matter how many toys your human throws in the doghouse. Keep yourself busy one way or another.
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When you're home alone, suddenly your thoughts are crystal clear. It's funny how time to think adds to your intellectual clarity. Don't forget to put your dunce mask on before your human returns.
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For once, being home alone isn't a problem for you. You're too busy getting over the sizzling affair of yesterday. A trip to the dog run is out of the question.
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You so want to be a good dog, and yet you forget your resolve when your owner walks out the door. Don't let your inner duality bother you too much. It doesn't seem to bother your human.
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