 | Dear As,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Tuesday, April 28:
Try, try as you may, taking anything seriously -- especially in matters of love -- is impossible. How can someone keep a straight face around all that mushy stuff? Someone you know and admire shares your disdain for all things saccharine -- it's just a matter of time before you hook up.
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Aries: When you lack direction, you lack purpose. So what exactly is going on in your life right now? Not so sure? Without any definable goals, you're sort of just drifting. Steady, steady -- now's a great time to redefine what you're looking for in a mate.
Taurus: When it comes to sex, you're definitely a missionary-only kind of person. But you are willing to experiment and if you dig deep, you'll find a sliver of adventure in there somewhere. A hottie in your sphere is feeling equally randy -- when the two of you hook up, it's pornographic!
Gemini: Try, try as you may, taking anything seriously -- especially in matters of love -- is impossible. How can someone keep a straight face around all that mushy stuff? Someone you know and admire shares your disdain for all things saccharine -- it's just a matter of time before you hook up.
Cancer: Someone comes up on something and you're green with envy. Instead of secretly wishing this person nothing but failure and destruction, force yourself to congratulate them. Even if you don't mean it, the gesture means a lot. Remember, it's not always about you.
Leo: Your jealousy is nasty -- no doubt about that. But you must be willing to share others. So if you're out on a date and the person strikes up a conversation with someone else, don't fly off the handle. Instead, store it in your memory banks and delete it from your mental hard drive.
Virgo: You're prone to a bit of overanalyzing right now. When you feel somewhat out of control, you tend to think and rethink all possible options and alternatives. But in this case go with your gut. If a certain someone makes you feel icky, even the highest IQ won't solve that problem.
Libra: When it comes to making decisions, nothing's doing: You're chronically indecisive. Underneath it all, you're afraid of letting anyone down. After all, if they're not okay, neither are you -- or so the story goes in your head. Say the word: yes or no. The rest will fall into place.
Scorpio: Poor, misunderstood you. Just when you think nobody gets you anymore, a hottie say something that totally clicks. Where has this person been all your life? Who cares, just go with it. Grab his or her hand and get ready to tread some common ground.
Sagittarius: A little aloofness makes you swoon. On the contrary, your skin crawls when someone's too available -- if they have time to call you five times a day, something is definitely wrong. Feeling stifled by someone's attention? Call them on it.
Capricorn: Laughter is the fastest way to your heart. So if you're on a date and you're bored to tears, that's a good sign this one isn't for you. Remember, you can't give an unfunny person a sense humor. Sex, no matter how good it is, isn't worth the overall ennui.
Aquarius: You conduct your life so succinctly -- that's why it's such a breeze to do business with you. Why not apply the same laconic approach to your dating situation? Use keywords during your online search. No point in wasting all that precious time rifling through the wording.
Pisces: Your head is in the clouds today because your latest crush is totally crazy and completely irresistible. If you could look into a crystal ball to see where this one's headed, you would. Why bother? Chemistry like this comes along once in a lifetime ... okay, more like once a month.
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