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Love in the New Year
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Additional Horoscopes
Aries: You're quite useless by yourself so you would do best to find people who complement your work style. In other words, find people who can do everything you can't or won't and work might actually get done!
Taurus: Expect a power struggle between you and the forces of outrageous and radical fun. These forces are unorganized; else we would capitalize their name. If only we could write about them instead of you.
Gemini: Getting a new point of view can only happen when you focus. You're scatter-brained, so you're going to need the help of someone really special in order to evolve. Start watching infomercials.
Cancer: You're so overloaded with empathy, you can't help but think and care for others. It's so easy for you, in fact, that no one can justifiably give you credit for your considerations. Sucks to be you!
Leo: Your freakishly large head makes you visible to a good many people. Most of them remember you. Utilize connections to your advantage and network your way to the top! After all, you can't get any lower.
Virgo: It would do the world a lot of good for you to dedicate your meager brainpower towards solving the world's problems. Sure, you could focus on fixing yourself but why would anyone else care?
Libra: Bringing your work home is a bad idea. Conversely, bringing your personal dramas into the office is even worse. Try to avoid being even more of a screw-up than you already are.
Scorpio: Some of your older relatives might not like the way you're leading your life. Who are they to judge, right? Wrong. They've seen some screwed up things in their time, but apparently you take the cake.
Sagittarius: Impressing other people is quite a feat for you to pull off, but today is the only one day that you could do it. Or yesterday. Or Sunday. It might have even been over three weeks ago.
Capricorn: It's relatively safe to try to methods if you're going to invest your money, but don't deviate too far from the path. There's simply no need and you're far too boring to take risks.
Aquarius: Most people find ambition attractive, so when you start sharing your high aspirations with others, you might get some action. Leave it to you to sell out your own dreams for some tail. You're so gross.
Pisces: It's hard to focus on completing a task when all you can think about is the future. It's a funny thing. Once you realize that your dreams for the future are delusions, your task should speed right along!
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